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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?","punchline":"He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.","id":413}
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{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the private classes break up?","punchline":"Because they never saw each other.","id":407}
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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John Potts Slough was an American general and politician who led Union forces at the Battle of Glorieta Pass during the American Civil War. After the war, he was appointed chief justice of the New Mexico Territorial Supreme Court, serving until his assassination in 1867.
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