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National Route 219 is a national highway of Japan connecting Chūō-ku, Kumamoto and Miyazaki in Japan, with a total length of 170.4 km (105.88 mi).
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Grandson was a district of the Canton of Vaud in Switzerland. The seat of the district was the town of Grandson.
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