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Mumbles Battery is a coastal battery situated on the north coast of the Bristol Channel, overlooking Swansea. It was built around the base of the Mumbles Lighthouse as part of a network of Palmerston Forts which was established in response to fears of French invasion, and was designed to protect Swansea Bay.
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Martina of Rome, a patron saint of Rome, was martyred in 226 under the pontificate of Pope Urban I, according to others. Her feast day is 30 January.
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